Hanamana

Hanamana. If you say this to someone it means don't even try, you can't win against me.

Pretty cool, would make a fantastic name for a sports team. It's the name of my softball team in the foreign beer league I played in. My team pretty much proved the phrase to be accurate. We went 11 and 0 which includes the 2 games for the playoffs. We were untouchable.

Even further, when we were 8-0 and clinched home field advantage for the playoffs most of my team decided to drink a lot of beer and soju before the game and play intoxicated. The captains also started everyone on the team in a position they weren't used to playing.

We played like that for a while and getting into the late innings we were actually somehow winning. We then switched to our normal positions and did our best to shut them down.

I usually played right centre field. But I also played on the infield a bit and catcher. As the season progressed I was put in the outfield more and more because I guess I proved myself to be pretty valuable. So much so that for the championship game I spent the whole game playing the field.

Before the season started all the captains threw down 50 bucks as a bet on their own team to win it...so our captains won roughly 400 bucks. They put that towards a Samsung Lions baseball game and beers during the game for the entire team. After the game we had the baseball banquet.

Needless to say our whole team showed up for the banquet already inebriated. Part of the money we paid to get into the league also included 4 drinks while we were at the banquet. As you can assume it made for a pretty wild drunken night.

Just remember when ever you want to beat me in something, hanamana.